I eat the equivalent of my body weight in crap at work

I really do. There are so many tempting and deliciously crappy and bad for me and my teeth foods here, it is unbelievable. The unlimited supply of a certain company's soda and all of their strange flavored alternative products is really something that sets all that flossing I have been doing back quite a bit. I try to floss twice a day after evil dentist told me "it's all in your head." And then there are the M*Ms. The receptionist for the other company on my floor has a little basket of fun size packs. Peanut are my favorite. You have to walk by the receptionist's desk to get to the ladies' room. I usually pick up 3-5 mini packs a day. I don't always eat them all, though! Sometimes there are also things I don't like, like M*lkyW*y and Sn**kers. For some unknown reason I don't like them. Thank god. The M*M supply is really unpredictable so one must stock up. Plus, because of the soda and coffee consumption, plus all those mini waters, I probably go to the bathroom 8 times. But, the candy is only refilled in the afternoon. Oh, gosh, I'm silly. No wonder I am busting my pants!

Actually, on a completely contrary note, Pickle and I are going to try a trial week at... are you ready....
THE GYM!
Yes, we get a trial week and we thought it might be fun to work out together. This is probably only going to happen this first and only time. I want to try at least one class. But I have pumped myself up (haha) to get excited about the elliptical and ab machines, which I do kind of enjoy so maybe I can continue eating my body weight in crap at work and NOT bust my pants.

P.S. There have been some other extremely ahem, snug, waistbands that I have come across since pants busting day. It is quite uncomfortable to sit all day with a waistband digging in. My little tummy needs room to breathe.

Oooh, also, I am paused at level 11 on BeJewled! Go me! I have WAY too much free time in front of the computer.