terrible no good yucky

I am feeling the worst type of cramps I have ever experienced. You see, I had to go to the gyno this morning and get my cervix biopsied. This was the most unpleasant thing. ever. The good news is that my new young female doctor with a sort of south african accent (I'm pretty sure) was very good. She talked me through the whole thing and before we started told me all about the procedure and even drew diagrams about how many more steps I would have to go to cancer, etc. The cancer word did scare me, though, but she reassured me that because I am a young non-smoker (!), my body should be able to get rid of the HPV on its own. She seemed to think there was far too many rumors surrounding HPV and the early onset of cervical cancer, which reassured me a lot since she even mentioned the evil "Tell Someone" Pap Smear commercials. Which I hate because they make me think I already have cancer. I AM DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT and getting it taken care of, but really, I can't do anything about it now. HPV just has to go away on its own and you can't do anything about it!

I immediately felt a cramp when she did the last biopsy and it only worsened as I walked from the Dr. to work. I bought myself a large McDonald's iced coffee, though as a treat. You see, I don't really like McDonald's, but they were giving them out free recently and they were pretty good since they had the right amount of milk and sugar to my liking. Also, I can get a large for 1.96 and don't have to spend too much money on my coffee treat like some other establishments that are right in my building. So now I am back at work and quite pleased I got to come in at noon because of my procedure and I even got to sleep in an extra hour! I could have slept more since the doctor's office was running so late with all the pregnant ladies around. It made me happy to think that my sister will be one of those ones peeing every 20 minutes quite soon!

So now I have to deal with these yucky cramps from my cervix being violated and wear a pad, which I NEVER wear since I can't violate it anymore with a tampon and I am bleeding from the violation. I don't like this one bit. I am glad I am wearing my cute vintage lacoste pink dress so there is no waist band to dig into the crampiness. Oh well, I guess I have to finish my work day. I should have taken the rest of the day off because all I want to do is lay down, but I purposely picked my doctor because of its proximity to work. At least I have my iced coffee.